James Veitch
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Bootlegging my own comedy special. On VHS.
www.veitch.me/kickstarter
there's something like 23 hours left so I banged together this video which has all sorts of mistakes in it and probably will lead to people actively unpledging. unpledging is underlined in dotted red now which makes me suspect it is NOT a word. But I'm sick and tired of being patronised by machines so I'm going to leave it. Unpledging.
Anyway, pledge pledge. Full duck combo probs.
The whole thing is going to be fun I expect with lots of me asking your input and "whether" something is "funny" and basically needing all the love and attention I did not receive as a child.*
once again that link which you should go to. veitch.me/kickstarter
Apologies for lack of subtitles on this one. I just wanted to get it up quickly. Not much talking anyway tbh.
*strongly suspect my mother reads these so just want to point out that was a joke.
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Відео

Prmtonoioal Mtareial for Coemdy Speiacl on Kckstirtaer.
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Pre-order my comedy special here: veitch.me/a-shop/p/usd It’s almost done. www.kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/james-veitchs-comedy-special Don’t miss out on what could be the deal of the century.* . The music is sublime and it's by a guy called Patrick Cannell who you can find at patrickcannell.com *possible but unlikely
I put a Flux Capacitor for sale on Craigslist
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Pre-order my comedy special here: veitch.me/a-shop/p/usd I’ve been contacted by Future You. Future You is, in all honesty, a better version of yourself (deep down, you know this would happen) and Future You told me it was VITAL that you support my comedy special on Kickstarter. Very little time left to do so. Even less now. www.kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/james-veitchs-comedy-special/ ...
Big Aneoucnemnnt!!! A New Comedy Special by me James Veitch
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Big Aneoucnemnnt!!! A New Comedy Special by me James Veitch
PLnaT eRth | Episode 6
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 6
PLnaT eRth | Episode 5
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 5
PLnaT eRth | Episode 4
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 4
PLnaT eRth | Episode 3
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 3
PLnaT eRth | Episode 2
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 2
PLnaT eRth | Episode 1
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 1
PLnaT eRth | Episode 0.5
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 0.5
Man tries to get phone fixed. You won't believe click what bait happened next
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Man tries to get phone fixed. You won't believe click what bait happened next
My Dog's 1st Birthday
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My Dog's 1st Birthday
Scamalot - Princess Mina a reup
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The S*x Rob*t
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Scamlot - Snail Farm (repost)
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Scamlot - Snail Farm (repost)
Scamalot - Numbers Game
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Scamalot - Numbers Game
Scamalot - Winnie
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Scamalot - Winnie
The Bit with the Ducks (James Veitch is a terrible roommate)
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The Bit with the Ducks (James Veitch is a terrible roommate)
Could I survive an apocalypse?
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Scamalot - Poison
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Scamalot - China Jewelry Corp
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Scamalot - Hong Kong
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Scamalot - Mary Gary
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КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @kumiko9926
    @kumiko9926 День тому

    Sayonara is Japanese. But I suppose he must be saying intentionally. lol It's fun to watch your videos, James ;)

  • @amethyst1826
    @amethyst1826 День тому

    I'd have put that last duck in her room. Lol

  • @jamesfox2857
    @jamesfox2857 3 дні тому

  • @prodanimal2895
    @prodanimal2895 4 дні тому

    I know its 6 years later but if by chance you still have it can you re-upload because the link is broken 🥺

  • @KINGmahogany141
    @KINGmahogany141 5 днів тому

    Hahahah! Ah, it still gets me every time. 😂🎉😅

  • @roberthawkins2628
    @roberthawkins2628 6 днів тому

    Because of this video, I have a giant duck on my dining room table that I’ll be putting in my bosses office tomorrow.

  • @MauriceCalis
    @MauriceCalis 6 днів тому

    Same approach in American journalism

  • @emilyann4054
    @emilyann4054 6 днів тому

    TOASTER BONANZA

  • @wendymiles3454
    @wendymiles3454 11 днів тому

    Mac row? I'm uh micro tho

  • @wendymiles3454
    @wendymiles3454 11 днів тому

    Ok snow basin

  • @travisloso1466
    @travisloso1466 18 днів тому

    Wouldn't there be surrounding cameras, not directly on the spot painted but in the area where he would have to stand to get the right proportions and angles to create it in the first place? Why don't they look on cameras for a few days or weeks before for someone figuring the angles out.

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch 2 дні тому

      I mean we know who it is. It’s just people enjoy the mystery. His actual name is super boring. Imagine finding out superman was Clarke Kent, or lady gaga was Stephanie

  • @erikk77
    @erikk77 18 днів тому

    When he said bits I was hoping for binary bits. 1010011.

  • @deetybaby
    @deetybaby 20 днів тому

    I won’t be leaving a comment……….for obvious reasons

  • @Tompsf1
    @Tompsf1 21 день тому

    Genius!

  • @foxpokemonforever4775
    @foxpokemonforever4775 23 дні тому

    Real Grian energy. I can’t explain it. The sense of humour just fits

  • @jazzmusicfan
    @jazzmusicfan 24 дні тому

    China: Why are rubber duckies orders soaring? 🥸

  • @marinavelaz
    @marinavelaz 24 дні тому

    You've become the very thing you swore to destroy!

  • @TheRubeeRose
    @TheRubeeRose 24 дні тому

    THIS is still so funny !

  • @sh4969
    @sh4969 26 днів тому

    You're a crazy stalker

  • @snowbird1381
    @snowbird1381 26 днів тому

    I think there’s a movie I need to watch again. 😂

  • @IFStravinsky
    @IFStravinsky 27 днів тому

    I fell for one of those once back when I desperately needed a job. Fortunately, I caught on when they asked me to do exactly what China Jewelry told you to do. They even threatened to sue me for breach of contract. I said fine, since you're involved in a criminal enterprise, I doubt you'll have much standing.

  • @user-rb6sw8oj4b
    @user-rb6sw8oj4b 29 днів тому

    Go alexa

  • @rydiablo81
    @rydiablo81 29 днів тому

    Nice Kaws t-shirt

  • @dannjp75
    @dannjp75 29 днів тому

    So you stole Dave Gormans idea? Well done you, great originality

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw Місяць тому

    This was a year ago. Any update?

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw Місяць тому

    5:00 That's hipster a.f. - having the content on a medium that you can't play.

  • @strawhaticey95
    @strawhaticey95 Місяць тому

    Lucifer go brrrr

  • @_FatNuggets_
    @_FatNuggets_ Місяць тому

    Most Lucifer ass thing ever.

  • @violetmoodswing666
    @violetmoodswing666 Місяць тому

    I don't care how many times I see this it makes me happy. I just got a box of 250 ducks at my office, of course staging them in typical office settings was needed... and then the army of them in the conference room.

  • @YuuChan515
    @YuuChan515 Місяць тому

    That one unemployed friend on weekdays

  • @albinabbelitogamer928
    @albinabbelitogamer928 Місяць тому

    Lovet this Guy. The absolute best. And how wrong that ai was. No one gonna watch this on UA-cam and 6,5 million rn😂😂😂😂

  • @TravisBradyBrands
    @TravisBradyBrands Місяць тому

    Hey! I love your content! We are looking for speakers that would want to be a part of our events in Utah, Las Vegas and Arizona. Would this be something you'd be open to hearing more about?

  • @AdMiKa
    @AdMiKa Місяць тому

    “…so that’s what rubber ducks are for. Interesting.” - Arthur Weasley

  • @robertsmith5805
    @robertsmith5805 Місяць тому

    chocolate milk, hot chocolate, and ice cream....nice!....i'll have all three to go....

  • @Lovelylizb
    @Lovelylizb Місяць тому

    Brilliant comedy!! Years later, I’m still cracking up 🤣

  • @colinstave4369
    @colinstave4369 Місяць тому

    You could say the music at the final reveal is called "Zayduck the Priest"

  • @jezikerr3720
    @jezikerr3720 Місяць тому

    Ok. I gotta say... I love the ducks. The ducks are the best and so is James. However, what does he ise to clean himself if he doesn't have toiletries? That part always made me think. Is James literally just using water? Dies he take it from others? How does he get clean?

  • @SpeakerofTruth207
    @SpeakerofTruth207 Місяць тому

    I wish you make more of these

  • @meganfenton4189
    @meganfenton4189 Місяць тому

    I need to know if he got kicked out after these shenanigans.

  • @darkcharizard52
    @darkcharizard52 Місяць тому

    Always love James’ sketches, but I feel like this editing style isn’t doing any favors - he has perfect comedic timing with a live audience, but these choppy cuts detract from that

  • @Rzee_Tweaks_956
    @Rzee_Tweaks_956 Місяць тому

    ua-cam.com/video/qBvqzQN75XI/v-deo.html

  • @aarlavaan
    @aarlavaan Місяць тому

    James is the physical embodiment of malicious compliance.,

  • @staremerson2921
    @staremerson2921 Місяць тому

    Sad i missed this project

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 Місяць тому

    I am now going to search for flux capacitors on craigslist. Is that under auto-parts or what? That poor guy has no sense of whimsy. If this happened to me, I would be beside my self with the future me and the future future me. By the way, I took your advice and invested heavily is hamaas. Because you said it was going to be big. And it is. I hear about hamaas in the news all the time.

  • @sam_l0ves_cats_
    @sam_l0ves_cats_ Місяць тому

    I buying in bulk

  • @gracebeene4639
    @gracebeene4639 Місяць тому

    I made the mistake of showing this to my parents and I came home for Mother’s Day and I discovered they did the same thing to my shower. Granted it was only 8 ducks but now I worry there will be more.

  • @ChiakiNanami736
    @ChiakiNanami736 Місяць тому

    I felt attacked at a few points 😳

  • @kayeruss7313
    @kayeruss7313 Місяць тому

    He must be a real treat at any doctor's office, lol

  • @Lovelylizb
    @Lovelylizb Місяць тому

    Brilliant bit. Enjoyed every second of it! So silly and wonderfully told I gotta say I’ve rewatched many times 👏😂

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 Місяць тому

    Love it.